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    This drink I like it. Another!

    I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

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    Miniature Morning on the Beach with Coffee - by Landscapes In Miniature

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    Five more days until my birthday! I am so excited for it this year.

    This fine woman is gonna be a quarter of a century! You should send her birthday wishes.

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    beginning of joke



    i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

    Well, I guess you’re missing the



     I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

    Can we always call it that oh my god

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  • ninjapastry reblogged a photo post 3 days ago


    A little experiment with resin. They will be made into magnets.

    The fish are made from polymer clay and the “water” is resin. The octopuses glow in the dark.

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  • ninjapastry reblogged a photo post 3 days ago


    Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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    Literally all of my coworkers.

    I just watched this last night. I don’t even understand why I’m laughing so much

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  • ninjapastry reblogged a photo post 5 days ago


    How gamers see the world.

    Source: Nerdgasm

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    "how are you going to look with all those tattoos when you’re old??"

    rad as hell

    Reblogging this babe

    reblogging for the last shot

    fun fact: she got them all after she turned like 37. all of them.

    “She said: ‘I love my tattoos but men don’t seem to feel the same. My appearance seems to scare them off. ‘I’ve only ever been on one date in seven years. That was through a tattoo-lovers dating site - but it didn’t last. ‘I think when men first look at me, they think I’m a bit rough. They mutter ‘look at the state of her’ under their breath. They don’t bother to get to know me.’ ”

    Always reblog

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